New use for extra cd spindles!

Text joke!

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora... the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

How to tell when a man invented something

Canada!

I am going to try to get a new funny thing posted everyday! Be sure to come back and check!

Look at this old guy

He's so hungry he's going to eat all of this jerky! lulz!

First funny

Look at this picture of this dogs petting eachother! WTF!

Hello World

Hello people. I will be using this new blog to post hilarious things I find on the internet! You can visit every day to find the best new funny things to send to your friends and coworkers!